Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Joke for the day

This was a chain email. Don't know who wrote it. It wasn't me!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and noe night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.
With his dummy on his kenn, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community an dfrom reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,

You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little guy on your knee.


Enjoy!

Now for another piece of wisdom. This was sent to me by 2 people labeled
Apache Blessing

Live Simply.
Love Generously.
Care Deeply.
Speak Kindly.
Leave the Rest to God.

Happiness keeps You Sweet
Trials keep You Strong
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keep You Humble,
Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!

Have a great Wednesday. We get to go to church tonight.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Hey friend! I hope to see you before the week is over. I recieved the apache blessing too. The pictures were so pretty.